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发表于2025-05-09
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2025
CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?!
Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.
Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
啊 原来在这里
评分Slap proponents of evolution and gravity theories and other religions in the face: "Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn't happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?" RAmen.
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评分飞天拉面神的性别是男,从尊称He/His/Himself可以看出,且拉面神教的天堂应该对男性更友好,那里有啤酒火山和脱衣舞娘工厂 万有引力并无根本物证,从前人们矮是因为人口少,拉面神的面条触角可以照顾到几乎每个人,压制人们以产生类似重力的效果,让人们老老实实趴在地上生产,...
评分飞天拉面神的性别是男,从尊称He/His/Himself可以看出,且拉面神教的天堂应该对男性更友好,那里有啤酒火山和脱衣舞娘工厂 万有引力并无根本物证,从前人们矮是因为人口少,拉面神的面条触角可以照顾到几乎每个人,压制人们以产生类似重力的效果,让人们老老实实趴在地上生产,...
评分飞天拉面神的性别是男,从尊称He/His/Himself可以看出,且拉面神教的天堂应该对男性更友好,那里有啤酒火山和脱衣舞娘工厂 万有引力并无根本物证,从前人们矮是因为人口少,拉面神的面条触角可以照顾到几乎每个人,压制人们以产生类似重力的效果,让人们老老实实趴在地上生产,...
评分飞天拉面神的性别是男,从尊称He/His/Himself可以看出,且拉面神教的天堂应该对男性更友好,那里有啤酒火山和脱衣舞娘工厂 万有引力并无根本物证,从前人们矮是因为人口少,拉面神的面条触角可以照顾到几乎每个人,压制人们以产生类似重力的效果,让人们老老实实趴在地上生产,...
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2025