After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
具體描述
讀後感
一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
評分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
評分 評分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的，粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的，凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质，瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词，这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话，我也不得不说，他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
評分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的，粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的，凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质，瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词，这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话，我也不得不说，他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
用戶評價
an emotional dump
评分骯髒笑話集。
评分幽默溫馨語言流暢
评分親情與傢庭教育。看來是寫完瞭纔發tweet，摘選比全書簡潔犀利些。
评分Great fun easy reading. finish in one day. and i wish i could have one Dad like that. Some philosophy about life you would regret reading it too late in your older life. So read it now.
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