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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
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逛urban outfitter，看了好多好玩有意思的偏门书籍和玩具，很潮的一个店，然后翻到这本书就立马爱不释手。不过当时心绪不佳，没有马上下手买，还是回家后在Amazon上买的，不到两天就寄到家了。 也许除了教材之外，这本是我第一个从头看到尾的英文书。也许短是其中一个原因。也...
评分 评分 评分一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:) On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛，大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you，姥资就写这么短了 ，不要再提醒我了 bullshit！
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评分After years of reading boring academic papers, we doctoral students often mummer to ourselves “I wish I could crap like those professors”. This time, I would say, “I wish I could shit like that Dad”.
评分Great fun easy reading. finish in one day. and i wish i could have one Dad like that. Some philosophy about life you would regret reading it too late in your older life. So read it now.
评分this is a loving sweet and, of course, "ridiculously hilarious" book. you will laugh wildly and get moved.
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