After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking." "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two." More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
逛urban outfitter,看了好多好玩有意思的偏门书籍和玩具,很潮的一个店,然后翻到这本书就立马爱不释手。不过当时心绪不佳,没有马上下手买,还是回家后在Amazon上买的,不到两天就寄到家了。 也许除了教材之外,这本是我第一个从头看到尾的英文书。也许短是其中一个原因。也...
评分看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看,因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了,没想到一口气看了半本,非常的轻松,的确搞笑,虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版,就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱,蛮智慧,儿子蛮幸福。
评分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的,粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的,凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质,瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词,这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话,我也不得不说,他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
评分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的,粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的,凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质,瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词,这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话,我也不得不说,他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
亲情与家庭教育。看来是写完了才发tweet,摘选比全书简洁犀利些。
评分骯髒笑話集。
评分Shit should be a high school textbook
评分骯髒笑話集。
评分LOL
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