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发表于2024-11-21
Shit My Dad Says pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2024
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
剽神一样存在的爹啊
评分超级可爱有趣的大叔~~我老了也会成为这样的老人,嘿嘿!!!
评分通篇画面感十足!剧集不成功因为这只能是通过文字营造起来的笑话,怎么会有人天天shit挂在嘴边啊,而且词性转变起来完全畅通无阻!作者其实更像是一个很理解笑点的观众,一个笑话介绍人。但是另一面,读着他的成长故事还是觉得温馨和感动,尤其是最后一章。不知道他的哥哥怎么样。PS,虽然是被甩搬回老爹家才开始写作,但是写作这本书一定是全程充满了笑声!
评分通篇画面感十足!剧集不成功因为这只能是通过文字营造起来的笑话,怎么会有人天天shit挂在嘴边啊,而且词性转变起来完全畅通无阻!作者其实更像是一个很理解笑点的观众,一个笑话介绍人。但是另一面,读着他的成长故事还是觉得温馨和感动,尤其是最后一章。不知道他的哥哥怎么样。PS,虽然是被甩搬回老爹家才开始写作,但是写作这本书一定是全程充满了笑声!
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逛urban outfitter,看了好多好玩有意思的偏门书籍和玩具,很潮的一个店,然后翻到这本书就立马爱不释手。不过当时心绪不佳,没有马上下手买,还是回家后在Amazon上买的,不到两天就寄到家了。 也许除了教材之外,这本是我第一个从头看到尾的英文书。也许短是其中一个原因。也...
评分每天睡前读一点,每天都会有不同的感触,在这些感动中总会让我联想到我的父亲,甚至会想到未来自己若做父亲该会如何。 作者描述中的父亲绝对是个男子汉,负责任,爱家人,讲原则,同时也充满着智慧。我不得不佩服这位父亲的沟通方式(不像中国传统的那种说教,严肃且冷酷,应...
评分感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多 更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。 感觉小的时候有点严苛,大了之后反而温婉起来。 fuck you,姥资就写这么短了 ,不要再提醒我了 bullshit!
评分智慧型与事业型的父亲给孩子一种榜样的作用,将耳朵叫醒,但这老爸另类的教育方式也很让人着迷。我们就需要这样明快的美式幽默好不好!感觉没什么能够难得倒他的,生活需要这样劲爆的幽默啊。 沉闷的中国人,就应该看看这样的书。屌丝儿子与疯狂老爸的故事,让人开怀。每个小...
评分买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
Shit My Dad Says pdf epub mobi txt 电子书 下载 2024