'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
评分智慧型与事业型的父亲给孩子一种榜样的作用,将耳朵叫醒,但这老爸另类的教育方式也很让人着迷。我们就需要这样明快的美式幽默好不好!感觉没什么能够难得倒他的,生活需要这样劲爆的幽默啊。 沉闷的中国人,就应该看看这样的书。屌丝儿子与疯狂老爸的故事,让人开怀。每个小...
评分看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看,因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了,没想到一口气看了半本,非常的轻松,的确搞笑,虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版,就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱,蛮智慧,儿子蛮幸福。
I enjoy very much reading this book! Can't imagine a better thing a dad can say to his son:" You are a pain in the ass, but I love you."
评分剽神一样存在的爹啊
评分满篇shut和fuck,但是很好看。
评分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的,粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的,凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。
评分damn cool. life should be this damn simple and easy!
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