'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
评分From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
评分老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的,粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的,凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。 难怪作者有写剧本的潜质,瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词,这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话,我也不得不说,他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...
评分From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
评分买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了,也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。 书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生,所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。 不过毕竟是原著,一些段子还是很经典的。
很好笑,网上有电子版
评分通篇画面感十足!剧集不成功因为这只能是通过文字营造起来的笑话,怎么会有人天天shit挂在嘴边啊,而且词性转变起来完全畅通无阻!作者其实更像是一个很理解笑点的观众,一个笑话介绍人。但是另一面,读着他的成长故事还是觉得温馨和感动,尤其是最后一章。不知道他的哥哥怎么样。PS,虽然是被甩搬回老爹家才开始写作,但是写作这本书一定是全程充满了笑声!
评分好书,很薄,一口气读完,乐趣无穷。这是一个满口脏话的老爹,超有自己的性格,敢想敢说敢爱敢恨。读之一定不会后悔,而且一定不会在岁月中模糊。
评分有的挺逗有的很有道理有的就是这人怎么这么爱发飙。。。
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