Do you feel miserable and unfulfilled? Does a person you hate live in your house? Are you unhappy all the time? Do you feel like a 2,000-pound lead weight is pressing down on your face when you try to get up in the morning? <P> Then you are probably married. <P> But don't worry The Expert's Guide To Surviving Your Marriage can help you negotiate the marriage minefield and maintain your sanity until you can get safely divorced! <P> Includes important facts you need to know about married life: <P>The Myth of Post-Marital Sex-Why there is no sex after marriage. <P>How to Sneak Out of the House at Night so you can finally have sex like you did when single. <P>Bachelor Pads/Business Trips-Making time for monkey business. <P>Using your Married State as a Girl Magnet-Plus how to use dogs and children to attract women. <P> How to Cheat on your Wife using an Assumed Name. <P> Wife Swapping and Sleeping with your Wife's Friends-The do's and don'ts. <P> Trading Up-Upgrading to a younger, prettier, wife. <P> Effective Use of Personal Ads-One night stands through the newspapers. <P> Divorce: The Most Effective Cure for Impotence-Your sex drive will return. All the key techniques to survive your marriage are here explained in this essential book.