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发表于2024-11-22
Disorder in the Court pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024
Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. The Court: "The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?" Defendant: "No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens."
"Joseph Conrad described life as birth and death separated by struggle. For me, humor has been the lubricant to make the struggle a little less rough, a survival instinct against life's rigors."
評分和之前那個“法庭搞笑實錄”熱帖相比,冷靜剋製也真實地多,嚴肅搞笑路綫。就是"Say sth." "Sth."梗齣現次數太多瞭……
評分never ask "how stupid you are?" some people will take that as a challenge
評分不是那個很萌很搞笑的貼的齣處。也有亮段子不過沒有一個比那貼好笑。更像是真正的庭審實錄。Fractured moment嘛,也不都是笑點,也有冷場點......
評分學會瞭一些關於法律的英文單詞是最大的收獲
Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
評分Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
Disorder in the Court pdf epub mobi txt 電子書 下載 2024