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'twas A Mariner Ancient Said, 'say by Franklin Pierce Adams

There Was A Young Maiden Of Joppa by Samuel Hopkins Adams

A Chemistry Student Named Boma by Don Augur

In New Orleans There Dwelled A Young Creole by Alben Barkley

Bill Bounce, Being Fat For A Jockey by Paul Bartlett

Limerick by Arnold Bennett

A Ghoulish Old Fellow In Kent by Morris Gilbert Bishop

An Inventive Young Man In Monroe by Morris Gilbert Bishop

A Lady Who Rules Fort Montgomery by Morris Gilbert Bishop

Limerick by Morris Gilbert Bishop

The Limerick Is Furtive And Mean by Morris Gilbert Bishop

A Modernist Preacher Of Redding by Morris Gilbert Bishop

Said A Fervent Young Lady Of Hammels by Morris Gilbert Bishop

There's A Dowager Near Sneden's Landing by Morris Gilbert Bishop

There's A Tiresome Young Man In Bay Shore by Morris Gilbert Bishop

According To Experts, The Oyster by Berton Braley

Said A Fellow From North Philadelphia by Berton Braley

When Twins Came, Their Father, Dan Dunn by Berton Braley

There Was A Young Man With A Hernia by Heywood Broun

For Hours My Wife Says 'goodbye.' by Frank Gelett Burgess

Limerick by Frank Gelett Burgess

On Digital Extremities by Frank Gelett Burgess

Pray Search This Wide Land With A Glimmer Stick by Elmo Calkins

The Death Of Polybius Jubb by Ignatius Royston Dunnachie Campbell

A Man Hired By John Smith And Co by Samuel Langhorne Clemens

When A Train On The New York, New Ha by Arthur W. Dobson

Said Newlywed Henpecked Mcleod by William Engel

There Was A Young Lady From Trent by John Etheridge

'tis Strange How The Newspapers Honor by Eugene Field

To An Artist A Husband Called Bicket by John Galsworthy

There Was A Young Man From New York by Hugh Gibson

Limerick by William Schwenck Gilbert

From Number Nine, Penwiper Mews by Edward Gorey

The Ladies Inhabiting Venus by Al Graham

Have You Heard Of Madam Lupescu by Robert Hass

A Damsel, Seductive And Handsome by Oliver Brook Herford

Limerick by Oliver Brook Herford

Limerick by Oliver Brook Herford

Limerick by Oliver Wendell Holmes

Limerick by Charles Cuthbert Inge

Limerick by William Ralph Inge

There Was A Young Man So Benighted by Frances Parkinson Keyes

There Once Lived A Lad In Quebec by Rudyard Kipling

Exchange And Mart by Ronald Arbuthnott Knox

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

Limerick by Edward Lear

A Fellow They Call Aloysius by Max Lief

Limerick by Donald Robert Perry Marquis

Arthur by Ogden Nash

Requiem by Ogden Nash

Annoying Miss Tillie Mclush by Joseph S. Newman

There Was An Old Lawyer Named Dolan by Joseph S. Newman

A Fellow Of Little Renown by Agnes Pearson

Miss Fanny, A Girl From Bryn Mawr by Lois Powell

Said A Potentate Gross And Despotic by Mary Owen Rank

A Patriot, Living At Ewell by Langford Reed

Said A Fair-headed Maiden Of Klondike by Langford Reed

Said A Foolish Young Lady In Wales by Langford Reed

While Humming Andante Cantabile by A. C. Spectorsky

There Was An Old Man Of The Cape by Robert Louis Stevenson

There Was A Young Fellow From Boise by John Straley

An Accident Really Uncanny by Anonymous

An Alluring Young Pig In Paree by Anonymous

As He Filled Up His Order Book Pp by Anonymous

An Assistant Professor Named Dodd by Anonymous

At A Bistro, A Chap Named O'reilly by Anonymous

At A Bullfight In Sunny Madrid by Anonymous

An Athenian Gal - Yes, A Greek by Anonymous

An Authoress Armed With A Skewer by Anonymous

A Barber Who Lived In Moravia by Anonymous

A Bibulous Chap From Duquesne by Anonymous

A Birmingham Miss Named Rhoda by Anonymous

A Bookworm From Kennebunk, Me by Anonymous

The Bottle Of Perfume That Willie Sent by Anonymous

A Bright Little Lassie In Lawrence by Anonymous

A Budget I Knew Who Was Flutter by Anonymous

A Burleycue Baby Named Heath by Anonymous

A Capricious Young Man In Mo by Anonymous

A Cat In Despondency Sighed by Anonymous

A Certain Old Maid In Cohoes by Anonymous

A Certain Young Chap Named Bill Beebee by Anonymous

A Certain Young Lady Named Hannah by Anonymous

A Certain Young Pate Who Was Addle by Anonymous

A Chap Was So Pose That Was Adi by Anonymous

A Chinaman Down In Ky by Anonymous

A Chronic Offender In Worcester by Anonymous

Cleopatra, Who Thought They Maligned Her by Anonymous

A Clergyman Told From His Text by Anonymous

A Columnist Set Out In Quest by Anonymous

Concerning The Bees And The Flowers by Anonymous

A Contemptuous Matron In Shoreham by Anonymous

A Damsel At Vassar Named Breeze by Anonymous

A Daring Young Fellow In Bangor by Anonymous

A Daring Young Maid From Dubuque by Anonymous

A Dentist Named Archibald Moss by Anonymous

A Distinguished Old King Of Siam by Anonymous

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A Duck Whom I Happened To Hear by Anonymous

An Early Psychologist, Freud by Anonymous

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The Fabulous Wizard Of Oz by Anonymous

The Fact Is That Rome Needed Money by Anonymous

A Farmer Once Called His Cow 'zephyr by Anonymous

A Father Once Said To His Son by Anonymous

A Fellow Named Crosby (not Bing) by Anonymous

The Food They Now Serve In Pekin by Anonymous

A Formidable Gent From Taconic by Anonymous

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A Gent With A Dropping Mustache by Anonymous

A Gentleman Sailor In Wales by Anonymous

God's Plan Made A Hopeful Beginning by Anonymous

A Golfer Of Sorts In Calcutta by Anonymous

The Great Aphrodite By Phidias by Anonymous

A Half-baked Tomato Named Sue by Anonymous

A Handsome Young Gent Down In Fla by Anonymous

He Received From Some Thoughtful Relations by Anonymous

I Once Knew A Gardener Whose Aunt by Anonymous

I Once Thought A Lot Of A Friend by Anonymous

I Once Took The Bishop To Tea by Anonymous

'i Shall Star,' Vowed A Girl In Biloxi by Anonymous

I'm Bored To Extinction With Harrison by Anonymous

An Impetuous Swordsman From Parma by Anonymous

An Imprudent Coed In De Pauw by Anonymous

In A Notable Family Called Stein by Anonymous

In Gonia Once, Which Is Pata by Anonymous

In Iceland, A Supple Young Miss by Anonymous

In The Cloistered Old Town Of Champaign by Anonymous

An Incautious Young Man From Bay View by Anonymous

An Indian Maiden, A Sioux by Anonymous

A Jolly Old Southern Colonel by Anonymous

A Kindly Old Lady Named Tweedle by Anonymous

The Kings Of Peru Were The Incas by Anonymous

A Lady From Atlanta, Ga by Anonymous

A Lady From Near Lake Louise by Anonymous

A Lady There Was In Antigua by Anonymous

A Lass Who Weighed Many An Oz by Anonymous

Limerick by Anonymous

Limerick by Anonymous

Limerick by Anonymous

Limerick by Anonymous

Limerick by Anonymous

The Limerick Packs Laughs Anatomical by Anonymous

A Lovely Young Girl Named Anne Heuser by Anonymous

A Lusty Young Wench In Toledo by Anonymous

A Magician Who Came From Vt by Anonymous

A Maiden Fair From Aberystwyth by Anonymous

A Man Stopped His Girl Friend In Brussels by Anonymous

Mark Twain Was A Noteworthy Male by Anonymous

A Mayor Who Heartily Laughed by Anonymous

A Menagerie Came To Cape Race by Anonymous

A Merchant Addressing A Debtor by Anonymous

A Mischievous Miss From Woods Hole by Anonymous

Miss Minnie Mcfinney, Of Butte by Anonymous

A Mouse In Her Room Woke Miss Dowd by Anonymous

A Mr. De Lyssa Of Leigh by Anonymous

Mr. Wimpfheimer Rented A Suite by Anonymous

A Musician There Was: Paderewski by Anonymous

My Stenographer's Notable Glamour by Anonymous

A Naughty Old Colonel In Brutte by Anonymous

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No Matter How Grouchy You're Feeling by Anonymous

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Our Heroine Fled To Bermuda by Anonymous

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A Publisher Once Went To France by Anonymous

Quiet Young Lady Called Snookie by Anonymous

A Railway Official Of Skewe by Anonymous

A Rascal Far Gone In Lechery by Anonymous

A Ravenous Gent In Japan by Anonymous

Relativity by Anonymous

Said A Booklover Fellow In Siam by Anonymous

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A Senator, Rex Asinorum by Anonymous

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A Senora Who Strolled On The Corso by Anonymous

She Had Pouted And Protested, 'mr. by Anonymous

She Married A Fellow Named Leicester by Anonymous

A Shortage Of Cooks Has Produced by Anonymous

Sighed A Maiden Both Tender And True by Anonymous

A Silly Young Fellow Named Hyde by Anonymous

A Skeleton Once In Khartoum by Anonymous

A Sleeper From The Amazon by Anonymous

Some Blue-nosed Old Censors One Day by Anonymous

Some Charming Selections By Strauss by Anonymous

Some Instructors Are Blind As A Mole by Anonymous

Some Varsity Players, Most Brave by Anonymous

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There Are Plenty Of People In Md by Anonymous

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There Was A Formidable Student In Trinity by Anonymous

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They Tell Of A Hunter Named Shephard by Anonymous

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A Venerable Dame In Nic'ragua by Anonymous

A Very Young Girl - Call Her Emma by Anonymous

The Vicar Of Bray by Anonymous

Well, It's Partly The Shape Of The Thing by Anonymous

When Cole Porter Stopped Off At Hong Kong by Anonymous

When King Edward Visited Warwick by Anonymous

When She Took That Walk Down The Aisle by Anonymous

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When You Think Of The Hosts Without No by Anonymous

While Watching A Game Of Croquet by Anonymous

Wrote A Swain To His Gal In Saskatchewan by Anonymous

Yes, Theirs Was A Love That Was Tidal by Anonymous

A Young Beauty, An Expert On Skis by Anonymous

A Young Trapeze Artist Named Bract by Anonymous

A Chinaman Touring The Nile by Frederick Van Horn

A Prelate Of Very High Station by John Wayne

The Ankle's Chief End Is Exposiery by Carolyn Wells

A Girl On A Cruise Boat Named Mercer by Carolyn Wells

Limerick by Carolyn Wells

Limerick by Carolyn Wells

Limerick by Carolyn Wells

Said An Ardent Young Bridegroom Named Trask by Carolyn Wells

Limerick by Thomas Woodrow Wilson

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Bennett Cerf(May 25, 1898 – August 27, 1971) was a publisher and co-founder of Random House , also known for his own compilations of jokes and puns , for regular personal appearances lecturing across the United States , and for his television appearances in the panel game show What's My Line? .(Ref.wikipedia)