新版序：他妈的巴西！ 沈友友 ....................................................1
新版序：纵浪大化里 朱靖江 ........................................................6
2007年版序：感谢上帝，他去过上帝之城 尹丽川 ...................9
2007年版序：巴西的楚门和中国的教授 子非鱼 .......................11
I
里约，里约
假如巴西欺骗了俺 .............................................................................15
自行车、芒果和知了 .........................................................................21
巴西：烟民的地狱 ............................................................................23
中国商人和日本菜农 .........................................................................26
哗啦啦啦啦啦啦下雨了 .....................................................................29
夜间三部曲 .........................................................................................32
学生运动领袖 .....................................................................................35
倒霉的新生 .........................................................................................38
拥吻的尴尬 .........................................................................................40
古城比利纳波利斯 .............................................................................43
哥伦巴瀑布 .........................................................................................46
巴西高原上的嬉皮大本营 .................................................................48
里约，里约 .........................................................................................51
虚拟美女也狂欢 .................................................................................59
小小福斯卡 .........................................................................................62
狂欢节：巴西利亚套中人 ................................................................65
金榜题名时，鸡蛋落满身 .................................................................68
复活节彩蛋 .........................................................................................71
跳“扶火” ...........................................................................................74
Poço Azul：蓝池瀑布 .......................................................................76
臀大为美 .............................................................................................79
玛丽亚·卡索里娜 .............................................................................81
6月12日：巴西情人节 ...................................................................83
农民节与“鼓我雄牛”传统 .............................................................85
都市怪兽圣保罗 .................................................................................87
百州节 .................................................................................................91
革命历史博物农庄 .............................................................................94
萨尔瓦多 .............................................................................................96
巴拉奇海滩 .........................................................................................106
基督山上的中国游客 .........................................................................113
从来不存钱的巴西人 .........................................................................116
作为城乡打工纽带的巴西利亚地铁 .................................................118
铃声飘飘天使到 .................................................................................121
II
我的巴西厨房
马黛茶 .................................................................................................125
鳄梨 .....................................................................................................128
我的巴西厨房 .....................................................................................131
豆饭 .....................................................................................................134
“大猪头”烤肉 ...................................................................................137
公斤饭 .................................................................................................140
我为西番莲狂 .....................................................................................143
洽洽香之海外版 .................................................................................145
买活鱼记 .............................................................................................147
瓜拉纳 .................................................................................................149
美味果王阿萨伊 .................................................................................151
四川火锅巴西大战法国火锅 .............................................................153
蔬菜蔬菜我爱你 .................................................................................156
街边的肉串 .........................................................................................158
人民的芒果人民吃 .............................................................................160
III
“别装了，我们都知道你是巴西人”
马尔库斯和他的朋友们 .....................................................................165
我附近的两家华人 .............................................................................169
古斯塔沃·达·里尼阿 .....................................................................172
我的学生们 .........................................................................................175
可爱的古巴老科学家 .........................................................................180
有女同室是兽医 .................................................................................183
尤百图的汉语梦 .................................................................................186
维诺尼卡的艰辛生活 .........................................................................189
特级川厨在巴西 .................................................................................192
树教授和谎话节 .................................................................................195
“怪兽叔叔”教授 ...............................................................................198
与电脑盲共事 .....................................................................................201
我在巴西的“新疆学生” ...................................................................204
乌拉圭老头重现江湖 .........................................................................207
别了，鲁文和阿赛拉 .........................................................................209
“小问号”霍德里格 ...........................................................................211
“别装了，我们都知道你是巴西人” .................................................213
手舞足蹈的黑哥们儿 .........................................................................215
我的室友“苦菜花” ...........................................................................217
“霍德罗·肖德罗” .............................................................................219
八指神徒 .............................................................................................221
热心的“三点” ...................................................................................223
十三不靠谱 .........................................................................................225
“追女狂”保罗 ...................................................................................228
我的超强纠错学生沈友友 .................................................................230
IV
深入黑窟“上帝之城”
罢工、凶杀和邻国的动乱 .................................................................235
Made in China .....................................................................................238
绝望的周末 .........................................................................................241
喜剧性车祸 .........................................................................................244
遍地音乐解烦忧 .................................................................................247
迷惘夜车 .............................................................................................250
高原夜惊魂 .........................................................................................253
未婚妈妈知多少 .................................................................................256
骑车去机场 .........................................................................................259
“警察也是人，警察也罢工” .............................................................262
狮子和炸弹 .........................................................................................265
学生如猫，老师如鼠 .........................................................................267
巴西学生是怎样学“好”汉语的 .....................................................270
作为成人礼的十五周岁派对 .............................................................272
酒鬼和火鸡 .........................................................................................275
小小丫头心思怪 .................................................................................277
巴西人都是活雷锋 .............................................................................280
“杀人公路”遇险记 ...........................................................................283
汉语课惊现走火枪 .............................................................................286
课堂奇遇之茫然军士篇 .....................................................................288
课堂奇遇之“一家乐”篇 .................................................................290
恐怖的昆虫 .........................................................................................292
急死人不赔命 .....................................................................................294
莎翁名剧让里约黑帮休战 .................................................................296
生活在毒贩阴影中的警察们 .............................................................298
里约犯人考大学 .................................................................................300
青木瓜之籽 .........................................................................................302
在黑社会保护下的桑巴舞校之行 .....................................................304
深入黑窟“上帝之城” .......................................................................307
电影工读学校 .....................................................................................314
“胸罩”航空公司 ...............................................................................317
俺终于赶上罢工了！ .........................................................................320
不识巴西好人心 .................................................................................322
我与巴西自行车的渊源 .....................................................................324
与德里达无关 .....................................................................................326
与德里达有关 .....................................................................................328
魔鬼公寓 .............................................................................................330
蟑螂杀手的诞生 .................................................................................332
真命月老 .............................................................................................334
“中国人的耐心” .................................................................................337
好色阿婆何其多 .................................................................................339
请黑帮老师擦板 .................................................................................342
作为社会生活关键词的faxineira .....................................................344
大富之家的平安夜 .............................................................................347
巴西国会讨债记 .................................................................................350
以“发飙”之名 .................................................................................354
一场虚惊过海关 .................................................................................356
阿嚏……巴西…… .............................................................................359
V
关于伊巴奈玛女孩的一切
巴西的书店：高价不胜寒 ................................................................363
老诗人的新鲜show ...........................................................................366
阿根廷人到底惹了谁？ .....................................................................369
屙椰子 .................................................................................................372
巴西诗歌不免费 .................................................................................374
关于伊巴奈玛女孩的一切 .................................................................377
奥斯卡·尼迈耶从业70周年建筑作品回顾展 ...............................381
作为装饰图案的汉字 .........................................................................385
黑人武术卡普埃拉 .............................................................................388
J．博尔伊斯及其木版画 ...................................................................390
卡洛斯·特鲁蒙德和他著名的石头 .................................................394
“政治不正确”导致豪华餐厅倒闭 ...................................................397
巴西利亚大学“黑旋风” ...................................................................400
无地农民运动与“红色四月” ...........................................................403
越狱之都圣保罗 .................................................................................406
巴西：热带中国 ................................................................................408
日本移民巴西96周年 .......................................................................411
卡普埃拉的历史 .................................................................................413
张大千和“八德园” ...........................................................................415
离婚：家庭的增殖 ............................................................................417
花里胡哨的选举文化 .........................................................................420
“绑定爱情”巫术 ...............................................................................423
比尔是如何在巴西被杀死的 .............................................................425
巴西人眼中的葡萄牙人 .....................................................................428
作为文化部长的愤怒音乐家伊尔伯托·伊尔 .................................430
谁需要保罗·科埃略？ ....................................................................433
草木饰品知识分子 .............................................................................439
巴西流行文化教父加埃塔诺·维罗索 .............................................441
VI
重返巴西
塞拉隆彩梯 .........................................................................................447
别了，修安琪 .....................................................................................452
“释放卢拉” .........................................................................................456
2007年版后记 ....................................................................................459
2012年版后记 ....................................................................................463
新版后记：去巴西待着吧 ................................................................467
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