Like Edward Cullen in "Twilight", Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you ve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you. Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, it will appeal to any fan of "Twilight" or "Adrian Mole", teenage or otherwise . . .

Tim Collins is an author and advertising copywriter who lives in London. He has published ten books that have sold over 100,000 copies in total. He has written for several magazines and newspapers and has promoted his books on many TV and radio shows.

Published works:

'The Diary of a Wimpy Vampire', Michael O'Mara, 2010

'Behind the Lost Symbo'l, Michael O'Mara, 2009. Berkley 2010

'The Northern Monkey Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2009

'The Little Book of Twitter', Michael O'Mara, 2009, Sperling and Kupfer, 2009

'The Book Club Bible' (contributor), Michael O'Mara, 2007

'The Baldies' Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2007

'The Ginger Survival Guide', Michael O'Mara, 2006

'Are you a Geek?' Ebury, 2005, Bantam Dell, 2006

'The Little Book of Internet Dating', Michael O'Mara, 2005

'School Rules', Michael O'Mara, 2005

'Mingin' or Blingin'', Michael O'Mara, 2005